1 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,160 Now, I'm not going to get cross with you. All right? 2 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,960 Just tell me how it went so badly wrong. 3 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,200 I don't know, Vincent, I don't fucking know. 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,680 I thought we had pulled it off. All I know is I am supposed 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,160 to lose the race and guess what? I lost the fucking race. 6 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,120 Just in a slightly different way to what we had anticipated. 7 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,720 [Vinnie] Simple, wasn't it? Was it not a simple plan? 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,080 You grab the jockey that's riding the favourite… 9 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,640 Switch it out with knobhead… 10 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,880 He fucks the race up and loses. 11 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,880 Gerry's horse comes in and we all get paid. 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,320 Tell me how you ballsed it up. 13 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,960 - I'll tell you how it happened. - Hmm. 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,000 This prick here and his inherent sizeist attitude. 15 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,080 - Get to fuck. - Ashley Dennings? 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,320 What? All I said was that the jockeys all look the same. 17 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,520 Oh, there we go. Prejudice raises its ugly head! 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,880 Now he's branding me a sizeist. 19 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,320 They fucking do all look the same in their matching satin outfits. 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,080 All walking one by one with each other. 21 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,879 - Like a little vindictive fairy tale. - Rude! 22 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,920 I'm sorry. I grabbed the wrong fucking jockey. 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,280 It wasn't just the wrong jockey, you grabbed the jockey 24 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,120 we wanted to win the race and you left the favourite to win it. 25 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,080 Knobhead on Gerry's horse. 26 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,680 That's him. 27 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,560 Go on, Tommo! 28 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,360 [crowd cheers] 29 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,160 Where the fuck is he? Where is he? 30 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,920 Go on! 31 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,360 ["Money (That's What I Want)" playing] 32 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,240 I never said I could ride a horse. That were you lot, 33 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,160 and your nasty little assumptions based on, 34 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,240 thank you very much, me diminutive stature. 35 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,800 They have chimps riding horses in the circus. 36 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,520 - We shoulda just got a chimp. - Dickhead. 37 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,520 It wouldn't have made a fucking difference, you... 38 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,600 Shh! 39 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,880 You got on the wrong fucking horse is what you did, all right? 40 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,200 - You cost Gerry 16 grand. - Oh, fuck. 41 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,200 It's a lot of money. Fuck's sake, now we owe him 16 grand. 42 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,000 Y'know what I am saying? It's our balls-up. 43 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,920 - Again! - [mobile rings] 44 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,560 Fiddly dee, I wonder who this could be? 45 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,560 - Erin. - It's fucking Gerry, you knobend. 46 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,040 121 missed calls. 47 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,160 Fuck me. 48 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,880 Vin. 49 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,120 Sorry, we're full up today, so if you can just go down the other end… 50 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,000 All right, love, I am getting it. 51 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,760 I said I'll get it, so I'll get it. 52 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,520 Honestly, what are you stressing about? 53 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,320 I'll tell you why I'm stressing. 54 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,160 There's gonna be 25 sugared-up eight-year-olds running riot 55 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,920 round here in less than four hours' time, along with their mega snobby 56 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,440 nosey mothers who'd love nothing more than me to fuck this up. 57 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,560 Oh, and on top of that… 58 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,920 On top of that, I'm meant to be relaunching a club 59 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,160 and I've found out the flyers haven't been handed out, 60 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,680 which means we're going to have no fucking customers. 61 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,520 Right, where do you want me? What can I do? 62 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,840 Hang on. 63 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,600 Excuse me, out, boys. Thank you. 64 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,280 [boys giggle] 65 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,480 No chance. 66 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:22,760 Mate, it's a kid's party, not some stag do in the 'dam. 67 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,120 - Go on. - [groans] 68 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,640 Oh, it's getting worse. Go on. 69 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,880 Stop making words for a second, 'cause I am here, 70 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,480 and I am looking at the cake right now. Jesus, they're brilliant, aren't they? 71 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,680 - Are ya? - Yeah, 72 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,000 they are amazing what they can do. Look at that. 73 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,720 They've spelt everything correctly? 74 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,680 Fucking hilarious, y'know I am bad with reading stuff. 75 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,000 What is it supposed to say? 76 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,960 It says, "Vinnie you're having a fucking laugh if you think I'm that daft." 77 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,360 That's a lot to fit on one cake, innit? 78 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,840 Just get the cake here, pronto. Right, don't let me down, Vin. 79 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,200 I won't let you down, when have I ev… She's gone. 80 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,840 - She's just gone. - Oh. 81 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,520 Oh, yeah, shit. Have that. 82 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,040 - JJ? - Vinnie? 83 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,920 Are you still after a Rolls, you? 84 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,880 Yeah. What's the condition? 85 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,320 It's mint. Classic. Deep blue. 86 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,120 - '91 plate. - Bloody hell. How about the interior? 87 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,200 Cream leather. 88 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,240 Oh, my flipping God, yeah, yeah, get it, get it. 89 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,760 Get it? Oh! 90 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,640 Oi listen. Drive carefully, right, and don't do anything stupid 91 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,720 like taking any of them lot for a ride in it. 92 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,520 Oi, knobhead, you're on speaker phone. 93 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,480 Good. Well, flipping well make sure none of you chimps touch anything. 94 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,280 And that is especially you, Tommo, with your dangly little legs 95 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,160 - and dirty size-four shoes. - They are size six. 96 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:37,200 Scratch it and I'll scratch you. Comprende? 97 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,800 Com-Com… Completely. 98 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,240 - Vin, can we stop for chips? - No, we can't stop for chips. 99 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,880 - Why not? - We've got to drop this off, haven't we? 100 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,240 - What? - Here you are. 101 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,080 Sorry, how do I get the Bluetooth on? 102 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,760 Menu, settings, Bluetooth. 103 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,040 - Why do you need the Bluetooth? - Chips afterwards, how's that? 104 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,880 - But it's on't way? - Never mind if it's on the way! 105 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,800 - [engine starts] - [Cardi] Ah! Ow! 106 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,720 Where are you going? No! Come back here, you bastards! 107 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,280 ["Louie Louie" playing] 108 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,200 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 109 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,600 ♪ Louie, Louie, oh, baby… ♪ 110 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,440 - Oh, fuck. - What's going on? 111 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,840 - Cream doughnut. - Cream dough… 112 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,400 Where have you got a cream doughnut? 113 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,000 - Had it on me. - What, in your pocket? 114 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,520 - Yeah? - Oh, Christ. 115 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,120 Ashley, keep your eye on him, it's a posh car, y'know. 116 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,400 JJ's been after one of these for fucking ages. 117 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,760 Honestly, this could sort us out, y'know, set us straight with Gerry and that. 118 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,360 I'm gonna bell that twat. 119 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,760 [phone rings] 120 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,720 [phone beeps] 121 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 Now then, Gerry, love. 122 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,600 You've got some neck phoning me, you balding little prick. 123 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,080 Away now, come on. 124 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,480 Give me a chance to say, I'm going to sort your money out. 125 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,200 I can get you a chunk of it today, Gez. 126 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,360 - It's too late for that, Vinnie. - What? 127 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,360 - I've sold the debt on. - What? 128 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,880 I've cut me losses and I've sold the debt. 129 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,320 You no longer owe me the 16G's. 130 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,720 Fuck, dude, who've you sold it to then? 131 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,240 - The MacDonaghs. - Oh, fuck off. 132 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,600 You fucking could've given me some time there! 133 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,960 You've had time. Plenty of it. 134 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,000 You dodged all my calls and showed me no courtesy. 135 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,720 - You forced my hand, Vinnie. - You know what they're like. 136 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,960 They're nutcases! 137 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,880 My advice to you is settle that debt with them lunatics 138 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,120 before the interest starts piling up and spiralling out of control. 139 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,760 - [phone beeps] - [sighs] 140 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,960 Fuck me. The MacDonaghs. 141 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,000 Devon Lewis owed them a grand six months ago, now it's twelve. 142 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,680 He's a fucking window cleaner, how's he gonna pay them back? 143 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,160 Especially with two broken ankles. 144 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,080 The MacDonaghs nicked his ladder when he were on a third-floor window. 145 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,520 - Fuck me, that's all I need, innit? - [mobile ringing] 146 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,600 How are you now? 147 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,920 What? 148 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,280 How? Don't rip the piss out of us… 149 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,200 Grand, yeah, we're on the way. We're on the way. 150 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,320 What's going on? 151 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,200 It's me Uncle Francis. He wants to see you. 152 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,080 What's Uncle Francis want to see me for, dude? 153 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,680 - He doesn't like me at all. - Something's happened with Doolan. 154 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,200 - He's not got engaged again, has he? - [all laughing] 155 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,320 He's been kidnapped. 156 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,320 ["Mother" playing] 157 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:03,360 ♪ My mother worked 15 hours Five days a week ♪ 158 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,120 ♪ I know nothing I'm just sitting here ♪ 159 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,560 ♪ Looking at pretty colours ♪ 160 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,560 ♪ Mother, Mother… ♪ 161 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,200 [Clodagh] He went out yesterday morning, 162 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,200 and the last thing he said to me was "I love you, Mammy. 163 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:22,360 "I'll see youse in a bit." But then he never came back. 164 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,200 Don't worry, Clodagh. Doolan'll be back. 165 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,240 You'll see him back here in one piece real soon. 166 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,480 Happen he got lost, y'know? 167 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,600 Or engaged again? 168 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,840 He likes getting engaged. That's true. He's romantic like that. 169 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,840 Sixteen engagements is beyond romantic. It's pathological. 170 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,600 Don't you feckin' talk ill of your poor brother, 171 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,320 not while he's in his hour of need. 172 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,840 - I mean, do we know who's taken him? - Stupid fucking question. 173 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,480 The list's as long as your arm. 174 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,520 Take your pick from any of 16 jilted brides 175 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,600 or their humiliated fathers for starters. 176 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,320 That fella he fell out with over the whole business with the weasels and the caravan? 177 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,640 Yeah. 178 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,480 They're after sending a note. 179 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,040 Ta. 180 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,520 "Give us 20 grand, or Doolan get… 181 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,200 "get sit." 182 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,440 - Gets it. - Gets it, yeah. [chuckles] 183 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,760 "Nockop… Nockops…" 184 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,000 - Dill, nockops, what does that say? - "No cops." 185 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,920 No cops! Christ. 186 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,440 - "Or funny bus in ass?" - Business. 187 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,320 "Or we'll do him in. Send a gadjo with…" 188 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,920 - Fucking hell, we'll be in touch. - Gadjo? Gadjo? 189 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,960 Yeah, a fucking gadjo. So? 190 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,480 - What's a fuckin gadjo? - Youse. Youse are fuckin gadjos. 191 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,559 - I'm a gadjo? - Yeah, you're a gadjo. 192 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,200 - And I'm a gadjo, am I? - That there is a term for a non-gypsy. 193 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,559 Just say that then. 194 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,800 You're the only gadjo we can trust. 195 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,360 And the only one we know. 196 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,120 And some random gadjo might not appreciate 197 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,680 what would happen to him if he crossed us. 198 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,760 But you, you fucking know. 199 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,880 They sent us a burner phone 200 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,920 and said they'd ring today so keep it on. 201 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,960 And if you miss it, on your fucking head be it. 202 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:09,080 Franny, is there not someone who's a bit more… suited to this? 203 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,280 - I'm just very thin, man, and... - You won't let us down, Vinnie. 204 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,840 It's a big old responsibility though this, y'know? 205 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,720 And I don't want to be late for picking up this cake later... 206 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,640 I fucking told you, he was a waste of fucking space! 207 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,000 We are asking you to save a man's life here and you are pissing 208 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,000 - and shitting on about cakes! - I'll do it. I'll do it. 209 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,960 Too fucking right you will, boy! 210 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,920 Ta. 211 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,800 Twenty grand. No funny business. 212 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,240 They call, you go straight down to the drop-off point 213 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,840 and leave it exactly where they told you to, done. 214 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,080 [Clodagh] We're counting on you to get him back for us, Vinnie. 215 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,280 ["Stand By Me" playing] 216 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,560 [sighs] 217 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,360 [mobile chimes] 218 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,280 Erin. "Where the fuck are you? We open tonight." Fuck you. 219 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,880 - What's that about? - Fuck her. 220 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,040 Thinks she can demote me from me own club and expect me to dance to her tune? 221 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,080 No, thank you very much, sunshine. I made that place what it is, right? 222 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,560 And so help me God, I will turn up whenever the fuck I want to. 223 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,440 I think that is why that place is what it is, Tommo. 224 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,280 [mobile rings] 225 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,960 Fuck off! 226 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,200 - Tyler's birthday innit, yeah? - Hmm. 227 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,480 How old's he turning? 228 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,400 - Twelve, thirteen. - Really? 229 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,080 - Summat like that. - Oh. 230 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,400 Seven. He's seven-year-old. 231 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,520 He's turning eight. 232 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,960 I suppose you don't see him much any more do you, Dill? 233 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,840 It's funny, innit, how things change 'cause you used to be 234 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,160 with Erin and be Tyler's dad. 235 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,520 And now V-Vin is Tyler's dad and you ain't got anyone. 236 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,720 Yeah, what do you reckon, Cardi? Think I might've fucked me life up? 237 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,400 Yeah, but, you know, if it weren't for second chances, 238 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,520 Dill, we'd all be alone. 239 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,960 Got it! I've got Tyler's cake. Have they rang? 240 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,680 Defend that with your life. Got it? 241 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,280 - Yes. - Get the phones on, get 'em on Bluetooth. 242 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,136 - Dill, just check it is on... - Jesus Christ! 243 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,200 I just checked it two minutes ago when you asked me. 244 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,760 - It's fuckin' on. - Is it on silent? 245 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,760 It's not on fuckin' silent. Will you relax? 246 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,280 Fuck me, Francis really fucking puts you on edge, doesn't he? 247 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,640 He does, yeah, and I swear to God, I just… 248 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,960 I don't know what I do to get on his tits. 249 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,600 Since I 've been a little lad, he's always hated me, hasn't he? 250 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,880 - Hateful man. He hates everyone. - He's never liked me. 251 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,680 He's only ponying up for Doolan's ransom because my nan made him, 252 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,600 - like forced him to literally do it, like. - Hang on. 253 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:30,160 Maybe there's a way of making this worth our while. 254 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,800 - No. - Go on. 255 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,200 What I'm thinking is this. 256 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,800 We swap out the ransom money, we stake out the drop spot, 257 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,600 we follow the kidnappers, we rescue Doolan, of course, 258 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,520 and we keep the money for ourselves. 259 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,440 There's still enough to pay off the MacDonaghs 260 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,200 and we keep a cheeky four grand afterwards. 261 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,960 - How's about that? - We're not doing that! 262 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,400 Franny is a grade-A lunatic. 263 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,400 He's a nuclear weapon, he's just looking for a reason to go off. 264 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,640 There's no way on God's green earth I am piss-farting around with his dollar. 265 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,160 We are doing this by the book. 266 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,040 We are gonna go to them kidnappers, we are gonna drop that money off, 267 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,800 save Doolan, be bloody heroes and off we go 268 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,080 to Tyler's birthday party with his lovely cake. 269 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,600 - Grand. Thank you. - Thomas? 270 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,920 - Okay, fair enough then. - And we need fuel. 271 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,960 Right, you, are you gonna be a good lad and hang on in there? 272 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,200 - Yeah. Yeah. - Do you want anything? 273 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,320 No, I'm good. I'm cutting down actually. 274 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,840 Carol's got me on these diet pills. 275 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,600 I haven't had a poo in three days, so… [clicks tongue] 276 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,360 I don't think that's good though, Cardi, not pooing in three days. 277 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,400 I'll take that with me actually. Just remove temptation. 278 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,200 Dude, I am not going to eat Tyler's b-birthday cake. 279 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,920 It's important. Guard the ransom. 280 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,320 [farts] Oh. 281 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,360 ["Cigarettes and Alcohol" playing] 282 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,400 [sniffs] Oh. Oh, no. 283 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,880 Oh, Christ. 284 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,760 If I were looking at doing a ransom drop-off, 285 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,640 I'd be thinking about here, Coldwell Caverns. 286 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,200 No, you need to think escape routes. 287 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,760 Coldwell Caverns is full of shitty back lanes, too easy to block. 288 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,480 They're going to be looking for access to escape onto a motorway 289 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,880 - where they can just disappear. - Or a helipad. 290 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,120 [Vinnie] What's that forest we used to piss around in? 291 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,680 - I wouldn't go in there for a minute. - Wilton fucking Forest! 292 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,760 There's loads of options there. Perfect for a ransom drop. 293 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,720 - That's a bridle path. - What, for weddings? 294 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:19,920 For horses, Cardi. 295 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,320 Oh, fuck, what are you doing here? 296 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,200 - What are you doing here? - I went for a poo. 297 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,160 - Oh, my God, the 20 grand. - Cardi! 298 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,920 [all clamouring and shouting] 299 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,960 ["Honey Hush" playing] 300 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,840 ♪ Well, come in this house Stop all that yakety-yak ♪ 301 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,480 ♪ Come on in this house Stop all that yakety-yak ♪ 302 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,720 ♪ 'Cause your sugar daddy Don't want no talkin' back ♪ 303 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,320 ♪ You keep on a-tellin' Talking 'bout this and that ♪ 304 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,960 - [dog barks] - [Tommo] Jesus Christ! 305 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,040 [clamouring, barking continues] 306 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,040 - Give me the cake. - [barking dog approaching] 307 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,760 [overlapping shouting] 308 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,560 [Ash] Get up, will ya? 309 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,160 ♪ Hi-ho, hi-ho silver away! ♪ 310 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,800 [tyres screech] 311 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,480 Fucking farmers, shit! Motherfucker. 312 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,240 Oh. Hey. Hey. One job. One fucking job. 313 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,800 Oh, fuck me, it's ringing. Ringing. Ringing. Hello? 314 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,000 [distorted voice] Bring the money to Stenner Bluff in one hour. 315 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,120 Follow the path down from the visitor's car park. 316 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,040 Well, can we just… Can we just shove this bitch back by an hour? 317 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,400 It's dinnertime, innit? Me mate's got glands, 318 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,400 he's… low blood pressure stuff… 319 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,800 Be there with the money as instructed 320 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,640 or we burn the gypsy to death. 321 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,280 - Fuck. - [Ash] All good, yeah? 322 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,560 Not good, no. We need to get the money to them pronto 323 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,760 - or they are gonna burn Doolan to death. - Oh, for Jesus' sake, lads. 324 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:02,600 Right. We need a motor. Now. We need a motor now. 325 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,760 Come on then, think then! 326 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,880 - JJ! - Fucking JJ. 327 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,120 We want JJ. Boys, say it together. 328 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,360 [Vinnie] JJ! 329 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,840 Shit. Shit! 330 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,200 JJ! Oh, thank fuck! 331 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,280 JJ, we need a motor fucking pronto. 332 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,960 Why? I mean, what could you possibly need a motor for? 333 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,360 What the fuck does it matter, JJ? 334 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,280 Me Uncle Doolan's life is on the fucking line. 335 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,680 We lost the Rolls man, come on. 336 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,480 Oh, okay, well, y'know actually, don't worry about that because 337 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,760 - the client has now changed his mind. - JJ! We need a motor dude, now! 338 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,880 - I haven't got one. - What's that under there? 339 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,320 - Nothing. - What the fuck is that under there? 340 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,760 - You are up to some shit! - No. 341 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,520 - Get hold of it. - Vin. Vin. Vin! No, Vinnie! 342 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,040 - No! - Ha! 343 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,560 Fucking hell. Shit! 344 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,280 Motherfucker. 345 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,280 You better have a fucking good explanation for this, pally boy. 346 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,040 Just calm down, all right? Because this is not what it seems. 347 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,680 - Is it not? - Fucking bag's gone. 348 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,080 - What bag? - The bag 349 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,400 that was in the car when it got stolen! 350 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,040 - Where is it? - How's this ended up in here, JJ? 351 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,480 It doesn't make any fucking sense at all, this. 352 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,920 Unless, are you… 353 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,720 Are you seeing other car thieves? 354 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,640 What the fuck are you on about? That is fucking crazy. I'm off. 355 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,800 Crazy, is it? Explain yourself now. 356 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,880 Come on. 357 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,240 I wasn't looking for anyone else, all right? They came to me! 358 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,320 To begin with. These two fucking young joyriders. 359 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,920 They had this Fiat Uno and they wanted to know if I'd take it. 360 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,920 And I said I don't need it. I told them I had a guy that sorts me out. 361 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,720 But then they just offered it to me for next to nothing and… 362 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,320 - I don't know, maybe I was flattered. - Oh! 363 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,080 A few weeks went past and er… I saw them again. 364 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,720 - Fuck's sake. - Unbelievable. 365 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,400 - They were in an Audi A80 with alloys. - Whore. 366 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,240 I know I fucked up. 367 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,840 All right? But it was just meant to be, like, casual and easy. 368 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,120 Just a bit of fun. Like it used to be with us. 369 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,280 - Dude, we need to get going. - Son of a bitch. 370 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,800 I want fucking names, now! 371 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,200 What? No. I can't give names out. 372 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,319 My reputation'd be shot if I gave up my suppliers. 373 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,520 There fucking are others! That's it. 374 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,720 What are you doing? I am not even involved. 375 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,319 Get the cleaners in on Monday then, shall I? 376 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,400 - I'll fucking kill a fish. - Hey. Hey! Oi, Vin. Vin! 377 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,880 Don't you fucking touch my fish. 378 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,800 Put that in your mouth. Shit! Put that in your mouth! 379 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,800 Tommo. Don't you fucking touch that fish. 380 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,440 - Get it in your fucking mouth, come on! - You what? 381 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,440 Put the fish in your mouth. 382 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,200 If he doesn't give us any names, chomp the shit out of it. 383 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,200 - Can't, sweetheart, I'm allergic. - To goldfish? 384 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,080 - To seafood. - To fucking seafood, since when? 385 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,840 - Since birth. - Is that a thing? 386 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,440 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - I had no idea. 387 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,560 - Put that in your mouth. - W-What's it taste like? 388 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,640 Like fucking doner meat. It's a fish, innit, you knobhead. 389 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,600 I warned you. I fucking warned you. 390 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,240 Have you just swallowed the whole fucking thing? 391 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,200 - [groans] - Yeah. 392 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,040 No. I can't help it. It's like chewing gum. 393 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,880 - It just goes straight down. - The fuck? 394 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,520 - I'll kill em all! Fucking take it! - [electricity crackles] 395 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,280 All right! All right, I'll tell you. I'll tell you, Vin! Vin! 396 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,520 [Vinnie] Right. It is going down like Chinatown. 397 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,160 We are getting that 20 grand back. 398 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,320 Dude! Hey! Who are these fellas, Vin? 399 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,640 Have you ever heard of them? What if they're tooled up? 400 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,040 We've got 23 minutes before they burn Doolan, man. 401 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,080 We haven't got time to think. Ashley, do the door. 402 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,120 - Get in here! - Who the fuck are you? 403 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,760 You fucking turd. You Kaden and Reece Williams, are yer? 404 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,840 Hey? You fucking are, you pair of twats. 405 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,120 That's mine, you motherfuckers. 406 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,160 Is this what they teach you at school is it? Dill. Mind the cake! 407 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,280 Is this what they teach you? Fucking robbing cars 408 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,960 and bloody nicking cash and that? 409 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,640 - Don't go fuckin' school. - Fucking mind your shagging language! 410 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,200 Hey, just fucking have some respect 411 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,160 for your bloody elders is what you should do. 412 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:49,360 - What for? - Because! We've been in wars for you, pal. 413 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,320 - What for? - To make you free. 414 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,240 - What for? - I'll tell you what for. 415 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,960 So, you can piss fart around on your Xbox, smoking fucking weed. 416 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,960 And plaiting your hair. All right? 417 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,200 What would your fucking mam have to say about all this? 418 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,400 - Mam? - [woman] What? 419 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,480 Some knobhead wants to know what you think about summat. 420 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,960 Who the fuck has done that to my door? Who is this lot? 421 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,560 - Is that your mam? - Mmm-hmm. 422 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,440 She's a fucking midget. Go ahead! 423 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,280 - Who are you? - I'll tell you who the fuck I am, madam. 424 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,760 I am a concerned, standing up… 425 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,720 Up-standing. 426 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,520 Fucking up-standing citizen who, just this morning, 427 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,520 had his motor vehicle misappropriated 428 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,760 by these two fuckwits here! 429 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,200 And I am telling you now, 430 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,640 they are on a one-track path to recidivism! 431 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,000 If they continue down this route and not change their ways. 432 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,000 Shut it, nonce. 433 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,960 What are you doing noncing round my kids for? 434 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,960 - Fucking receding hairline twat. - Oh, yer fucker. 435 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,800 You're a fucking receding hairline. Dill? Dill? 436 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,680 - £18,800. It's short by 1,200. - [gasps] 437 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,920 How the fuck have you spent 1,200 quid already? 438 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,920 - Oi, you fucker! Where's that fucking… - Bought summat off Paul the burglar. 439 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,440 What the fuck could've been worth 1,200 quid off that knobhead? 440 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,120 - Argh! - Oh, fuck me! Jesus, fuck! 441 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,640 Boa constrictor. 1,200 quid. 442 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,800 Wanker. 443 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,040 Why is it yellow, dude? 444 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,520 We're meant to be there now. 445 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,080 I fucking know. I'm doing me best. 446 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,000 What're we going to do about the missing cash? 447 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,240 Write 'em an IOU. 448 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,400 Fucking IOU, yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. 449 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,280 "Dear Mr Kidnapper, due to circumstances beyond 450 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,920 "our control, and some shite parenting locally, y'know, 451 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,480 "we've lost 1,200 quid." 452 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,680 Fuck me. I don't fucking know, dude. 453 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,360 - [mobile rings] - Oh shit. Hang on. Hang on. 454 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,360 - Hello? - Is that little shit Tommo with you? 455 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,160 He's deliberately trying to sabotage tonight, he's not handed out 456 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,520 any of the flyers I had made up. No, no, no, he's just dumped them 457 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,680 - in a bin. - Oh, he is a fucking nightmare. 458 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,680 I've been looking for him all morning. It's a terrible line this, Erin. 459 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,080 - [fakes breaking up] - Vin? 460 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,440 - Vinnie? Vin? - Fuck. 461 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,040 - Think she believed that? - Did she fuck. No. It was dog shit. 462 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,720 Oh shit she's ringing back. Shh. 463 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,040 Sorry Erin, I'm sorry, love, we are just in the middle 464 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,320 of something. But he is, he is a peevish little shit. 465 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,440 [distorted voice] Are you at the location? 466 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,000 Shit. Sorry, mate, could you just say that one more time. 467 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,560 We are on a bit of a bad line here. 468 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,320 Are. You. At. The. Location? 469 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,600 Am I there? Am I at the loca… Are you, are you at the location? 470 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,880 I am not seeing you here pal! 471 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,160 Do you see the boulder with a blue cross on it? 472 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,480 Do I see… the boulder with a blue… I can't just now… 473 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,680 I might be facing the wrong way here. 474 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,720 - So. I'll spin it... - You're not there, are you? 475 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,840 No. No. Two minutes away. Two fucking minutes. 476 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,056 - Listen to me... - [hangs up] 477 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,040 - Oh, shit. - Fuck! 478 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,840 That's it then lads, we've killed Doolan. 479 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,440 - Why? - I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 480 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,560 - What we gonna do now? - Ring Francis! 481 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,440 Fuck that. I ain't ringing Francis. 482 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,440 What the fuck else are we supposed to do then? 483 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,680 We'll take the money to the, to the boulder with the fucking X. 484 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,000 Fuck! I don't know! Ashley, I am sorry, love. 485 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,280 [Ash] We've got to do something. He's family. 486 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,240 - [phone ringing] - Oh, shush. Shush. 487 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,360 Hello? 488 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,160 You've got 20 minutes to leave the money behind the boulder 489 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,960 with a blue cross in the park. 490 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,080 If it is not there, the gypsy will burn. 491 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,960 Absolutely, mate. I will see you in a bit, yeah? 492 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,080 - "See you in a bit"? - What? 493 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,080 It seems like a funny thing to be saying to a fucking kidnapper. 494 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,880 Well… What the fu… Stop being predantic, you dickhead… 495 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,200 - Stop. It's "pedantic." - Pedantic… 496 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,200 - [snake hissing] - Fuck! Fuck! 497 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,640 How did it escape? 498 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,840 Oh, shit! I thought you'd put it in the boot. 499 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,840 Keep that thing away from me, dude, for fuck… Why isn't is in the boot? 500 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,920 Chill out. It won't do anything unless it's upset. 501 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,960 You chill out, dickhead, they eat things my size. 502 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,200 It's a boa constrictor, I seen one like it on YouTube the other day. 503 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,960 I don't give a fuck what breed it is, just get it off me. 504 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,600 [chaotic shouting, laughter] 505 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,720 [yells] 506 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,520 [tyres screech, crash] 507 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,840 Fuck! 508 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,440 - Fucking hell. - Shit. 509 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,440 Fuck, dude. You all right? 510 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,480 Yeah… you hit him round that corner. 511 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,400 [Vinnie] Who is it? Oh, fuck. 512 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,760 It's the MacDonaghs. 513 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,800 Come on, we are going to have to get out, boys. Fuck me. 514 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,040 You all right, Barry? Is that Davey as well? 515 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,160 - Vincent. - You all right? 516 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,320 How's your dad doing? 517 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,680 He's all right, thanks for asking. He's been drinking a bit like. 518 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,280 Nice Rolls. 519 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,680 Ta. 520 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,520 Saved us a trip to come and see you about this money you owed Gerry. 521 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,120 That's our debt now, you know. 522 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,120 And I will not mess you around on that one. 523 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:41,720 Y'know I had only just, just about an hour ago found out about that… 524 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,800 - Davey? - Shit. 525 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,200 - How much is here, sunshine? - 18,800. 526 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,160 Don't take it. Davey. Davey. Listen, we're on a life-or-death mission. 527 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600 We really need that money, man. 528 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,600 We all do, Vincent. 18,800? 529 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,120 So that's 16 to cover Gerry's loss and then there's interest on top. 530 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,160 Interest? It's only been a day. 531 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,400 Interest at a grand a day, and then there's the damage to our vehicle 532 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,640 and our Barry's personal injury claim to take into consideration. 533 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,880 - What? - I'm gonna require significant recompense 534 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,720 for injuries sustained, both physical and emotional, in this crash. 535 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,440 We'll be in touch. 536 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,480 Oh. Oh, hey. Hey. I've got... I've got 1,200 quids worth of 537 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,800 boa constrictor, in fucking mint condition, lads. 538 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,600 No, you haven't. He's fucked off an'all. 539 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,040 Fuck, dude! Well, that's you, that is. 540 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,760 You were fucking terrified of it five minutes ago. You fucking... 541 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,560 Get out of it! 542 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,920 [Ash] Get in the car, will you? 543 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,360 Fuck sake, dude! 544 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,440 You had one fucking job to look after a snake. Fuck! 545 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,520 - Oi! - Where the fuck is he? 546 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,800 Where the fuck is he? 547 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,040 - Will this'un do? - Come on, just hurry up. 548 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,720 Dude, we're pushing it now, come on. 549 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,960 I fucking know, Dyldo. I'll get us there. 550 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,440 Why is that on fire? Shit. 551 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,080 - Cardi, get in the fucking car. - What took you so long? 552 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,920 I had to have a sandwich. 553 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,200 [Vinnie] Put the radio on. 554 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,240 We are going to be late now, what took you so long? 555 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,000 Couldn't find the walkie talkies. 556 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,120 Yeah? Fuck me, you found that though, didn't you? 557 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,400 - What? - A great big sandwich. 558 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,880 We're on a life or death mission where every second counts. 559 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,840 It's Tyler's birthday. A man's about to die. 560 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,520 And you stopped and made a butty. 561 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,480 Not… This was on the side, from yesterday. 562 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,600 You don't even believe that, Cardi. 563 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,000 Looks full but it feels like there's nothing in it. 564 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,000 - It weighs fuck all. - How much would 20 grand weigh? 565 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,640 A 20-pound note weighs one gram, so fucking… Two kilos? 566 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,160 - That sounds about right. - We need to put more in this then. 567 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,120 Right, a full one of those will be two kilos. 568 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,880 What? No. Hey, Dyldo. 569 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,720 - Don't weigh it down with piss, dude! - Have you got a better idea? 570 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,160 - Use a fucking book or summat. - Have you got a book? 571 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,240 No. 572 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,640 - Just give me two seconds. - [urine trickling] 573 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,160 I'm ready to go. 574 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,640 - Are you circumcised? - Yeah. 575 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,200 It might just be a splutter 'cause I don't need to go proper. 576 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,520 - Oh, Jesus, the size of his penis. - Awful, innit? 577 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,440 That's all I have there now. Go on, Tom. 578 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,720 - Do you mind not bumping round so much? - What do you want me to fucking do, 579 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,200 get us there on time or gentle? Y'know what I mean? 580 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,120 Fuck my life. Right, there you go, that's it. That's all you got. 581 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,560 Careful, Cardi, now, 'cause that's almost full. 582 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,360 Well, pour some out then before he starts. 583 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,640 - I've started now. - He's started now. 584 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,160 You better start pulling up, Cardi. 585 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,200 - It's going to overrun, Cardi. - I can't stop. 586 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,320 Oh, speed bump! 587 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,680 Argh. You splashed piss on me, you prick. 588 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,240 The bottle's heavy, can you hold it? 589 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,200 I'm not touching it, there's piss all over it! 590 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,400 I can't… The bottle… 591 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,080 - I've got piss on me hands. - [Cardi] It's really slippery. 592 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,640 - [Ash] Grab it. - [all yelling] 593 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:50,000 Oh, fuck. Protect that cake dude. Fuck! 594 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,480 It's in my eyes. I've got your fucking piss in my eyes. 595 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,400 I just got a gob full, Cardi. 596 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,720 Four minutes to go and we're at least eight minutes away. 597 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,840 I've got other people's piss all over me fucking trousers! 598 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,280 What the fuck is he doing now? 599 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:06,800 Me pants are fucking… Ah, shit, me fucking pants! Me pants have gone. 600 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,480 Vin, turn round. Turn round, Vin, me pants! 601 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,240 Right, is everyone in position and receiving? Over. 602 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,600 - I'm standing here by the massive statue. - [overlapping voices] 603 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,600 - Oh, God. - Lads, stop talking at the same time 604 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,760 and say "over" when you're finished. Over. 605 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,720 Ashley, are you in position and receiving. Over. 606 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,800 Receiving. Receiving. Over. 607 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,280 Thomas, are you in position and receiving? Over. 608 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,440 Everything tickety-boo, over. 609 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,240 For fuck's sake, Tom. 610 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,680 Fuck, mate, I am sitting having a fag. 611 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,760 I'm blending in, aren't I? That's what people do. 612 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,400 - Useless dickhead. - You didn't say "over." Over. 613 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,440 Cardi, are you in position and receiving, over. 614 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,960 Where the fuck… 615 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,320 Cardi, are you in posit… Where the fuck's he now? 616 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,200 I don't believe this. He's over near the fucking ice cream truck. Over. 617 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:08,000 Look at him, fucking hell. He's not even got his radio on. 618 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,880 Listen, can none of you pay attention longer than five bleeding minutes, lads? 619 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,720 Hey. Hey. Quiet. Vehicle approaching the drop-off from the west. Over. 620 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,800 Ooh… Which way's west, over? 621 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,960 No, never mind. False alarm. 622 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,280 - They turned off. Over. - Oh, fuck. 623 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,120 You're supposed to say "over". Over. 624 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,280 Look! Squirrel! Squirrel! Look! 625 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,120 Calm down, will you, there are squirrels all over the fucking place. 626 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,280 I mean, have we just given up saying "over" then have we? Over. 627 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400 Fucking. Giant. Squirrel. Over. 628 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,320 What the fuck are you talking about? Ooh. Ooh. 629 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,960 Holy fucking shit, where the hell did he come from? 630 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,640 Jesus H Christ, I see him. 631 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,440 You are fucking getting on me tits. 632 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,600 There is no such thing as giant squirrels. Ooof! 633 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,560 He's got it. He's fucking got it. 634 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,960 Fucking stop that squirrel. 635 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,880 Oh, fucker! Fuck! 636 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,400 [indistinct yelling] 637 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,440 Get the squirrel! [continues indistinctly] 638 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,440 [Vinnie] Shit! Get in the car! 639 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,160 - [car engine starts] - [yelling] 640 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,080 [tyres screech] 641 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,400 [crash] 642 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,320 Fuck you, squirrel! Fuck! 643 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,400 [mobile ringing] 644 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,640 You not answering that? 645 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,120 No. 646 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,040 Is it Francis? 647 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,760 - Yeah. - Yeah. 648 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,600 Y'know there's a chance they might not actually, like, really kill Doolan? 649 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,960 Are you fucking mad? 650 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:49,200 We've just sent his kidnappers two litres of dehydrated piss. 651 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,200 I think they are going to be fuming, taking it out on poor Doolan right now. 652 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:59,080 Poor sod'll be burnt to crisp by now, won't he? Crispy Gypsy. 653 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,280 - Fuck's sake, Tommo. - What is your problem, sunshine? 654 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,520 I am just saying what we're all thinking, aren't I? 655 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:11,320 I remember when, er, Doolan got engaged to Lorraine Hennessy, 656 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,000 two weeks after he'd got engaged to Sharon Hennessy. 657 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,840 He had a set of bollocks on him, didn't he? 658 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,360 "I'll have a double Hennessy, please." 659 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,600 He was a hopeless romantic. He just fell in love too easy was all. 660 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,120 That lad fucking loved getting engaged. 661 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,040 Unbelievable parties. 662 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,360 We could just like, ask him where he has taken the money. 663 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,440 Lord Fire… Who? 664 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,160 - The squirrel. - And how the fuck are we gonna do that? 665 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,200 We could pop down to the takeaway, y'know, and ask, 666 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,640 "'Where did you take the money?" 667 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,120 ["Take Some… Leave Some" playing] 668 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,320 ♪ Can't be greedy… ♪ 669 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,720 Christ, Cardi, you pick your moments to be useful you, don't ya? 670 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,720 Here we go. 671 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,280 Go on, Ashley. 672 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,040 - Please, God, take it! - Shut the fuck up, dude. 673 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120 Where's Doo… 674 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,880 Take that thing off, it's weird. 675 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,600 Look at me. Fucking squirrel, where's Doolan? 676 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,560 - Who? - [grunts] 677 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,760 - Doolan! - Do what? I don't… 678 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840 Not fucking "do what" or "doo wap." 679 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,320 Doolan! I know you fucking kidnapped him. 680 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,200 I saw you take the bag. Fucking squirrel. 681 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,440 - What? - Yeah. 682 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,640 No. Some hillbilly said he'd give us 100 quid 683 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,560 if I went and picked it up for him. 684 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,360 I'm sorry, we've been a bit rough with you. 685 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,400 He is a sweet lad. Just a squirrel. All right. Sweetheart, listen to me. 686 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,240 Listen to me now. Settle down. What did the hillbilly look like? 687 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,520 I never seen his face, he just calls in orders 688 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,640 and tells us to leave food at the gate to his fucking creepy 689 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,320 - hillbilly place out past Joshi's Moor. - Joshi's Moor. 690 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,080 Good lad. Right. Where the fuck is Joshi's Moor? Is it Yoshi's? 691 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,880 - [Dylan] Yoshi's… - [Vinnie] What did he say? Yoshi's Moor? 692 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,840 Come on, let's go and save Ashley's uncle. 693 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,280 Get in the fucking car. 694 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,360 Oh, dude, it smells like bacon. 695 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,160 No, no, no, no. Barbecue chicken. 696 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,560 Reckon that's Doolan that, lads. Human flesh. 697 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,280 Oh, fuck… 698 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,200 That looks like… Yeah, that looks like a human limb sticking 699 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,640 - out of a barrel, lads. - Fuck's sake. 700 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,440 Poor Doolan. They've barbecued the bastard. 701 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,800 Just call Francis, let him deal with this. 702 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,680 I can't, dude. I can't call Francis 703 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,760 and tell him we lost his 20 grand twice, 704 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,240 - and killed his fucking brother? - Fuckin kill him, Dill. 705 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,520 - Me? It wasn't just my fault. - Yeah, but, 706 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,360 for all intents and purposes, 707 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,560 Francis detailed the responsibility to you, 708 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,000 so… In't that right, Ash? 709 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,800 I'm going in, lads. No one messes with my family! 710 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,800 Ashley. Ashley. Fucking hang on a minute… Ash. Ash. Ash. 711 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,240 Ash… Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Get down. Get down. 712 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,880 Tommy, stay here with that fucker. Behave yourselves. 713 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,760 You're coming with me. Shit. Shit. Get down, get down. 714 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,360 You're coming with me. Come on. 715 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,160 Go ahead, Ash. 716 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,080 [muttering indistinctly] 717 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800 - [Ash] Ya fuck, ya! - [Dylan] Oh! 718 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,680 - [toilet flushes] - Fuck. 719 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,800 [Vinnie] Yeah, fuck. 720 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,400 - [shouting] - Got ya! 721 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,880 [clattering] 722 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,240 We need him to talk though, dude. We need him to be able to talk, 723 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,680 don't knock him out. 724 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,480 Dude, I think you are knocking him out. Ashley… 725 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,440 - Where is he? - [Vinnie] Oh, shit! 726 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,560 - Cardi! Cardi! - I've got it! 727 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,160 - Where's Doolan? Where is he? - I don't know, lads. 728 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,200 [Vinnie] Where is he? 729 00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,800 Lads. Lads. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. It's me, lads. 730 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,520 Stop hitting me, will yer? Please, God, it's me… 731 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,880 Jesus. Doolan, are you alive, are you? 732 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,520 I'm fucking alive. Now would you just stop fucking hitting me. 733 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,560 Shut the fuck up. You terrible bellend, Doolan. 734 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:14,760 I am not a fucking… Are you going bald? 735 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,320 - Yeah. - You need to watch that now. 736 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,880 Oh, shut your mouth, Doolan. Make a fucking brew, dude. 737 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,199 - What's the deal? - Get me up. 738 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,480 Here, wear that. 739 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,040 Cheers, dude. What is that, erm, thing? 740 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,880 That's a collagen-activating face mask. 741 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,800 Invented by top scientists in North Korea. 742 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,440 - I paid 300 quid for that. - Oh, right. 743 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,719 Worth every penny. Look at that, not a blemish. 744 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,360 Are you fucking mad? Wittering on. Collagen face masks. 745 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,040 For God's sake, let's get to the pressing matter at hand. 746 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,440 Why the fuck have you done any of this, man? 747 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,400 Why couldn't you just ask Franny for the money? 748 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,920 It's half my business, too, but Francis has been skimming from it for years. 749 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,480 If we're equal partners, how is it that he can afford 750 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,680 a £60,000 Mercedes and I still don't have a pot to piss in, right? 751 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,160 This was the only thing I could think of to try and get some 752 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:03,240 - of that money back off him. - I mean, yeah, but be that as it may, 753 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,520 you've put us in a fucking awkward predicament here. 754 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,800 I'm going to have to tell Franny, otherwise it's me in the shit. 755 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,160 Will you be telling him about getting the ransom nicked off of you twice 756 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,200 or that you paid off the MacDonagh goons with his cash? 757 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,880 How the fuck do you know about that? 758 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,720 - I have my sources. - Fucker! 759 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,080 Ashley, clip him round the fucking head. 760 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,320 Right, what say this. If you can keep your mouth shut, 761 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,640 you can have half that ransom. 762 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,720 Vin, we don't have the ransom any more. 763 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,560 I know we don't have the fucking ransom, dude! 764 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,800 I know that. We're going to owe it yer. 765 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,480 I'll get it yer as soon as, 10 grand, coming your way. 766 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,200 - How's that? - Good man. Good man. 767 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,880 I'll bleeding well… I'll drink to that. 768 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,160 I'll drink to that! 769 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,840 - I've got just the thing here. - Oh, perfect. 770 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,840 Good catch. 771 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,400 Get a good fucking swig of that now. 772 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,800 We'll have a good night tonight, huh? 773 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,840 - That's a lot, in't it? - [all laughing hysterically] 774 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,680 Oh, you fecking bastards. Is that piss? 775 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,360 It is, yeah. We all had a piss. 776 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,720 - [Doolan] Is that piss? - [laughter] 777 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,520 - [all] No. No. No. No! - [retches] 778 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,600 ["Move On Up" playing] 779 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,680 ♪ And don't you cry ♪ 780 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,280 [people cheering] 781 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,240 ♪ Your folks might understand you ♪ 782 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,320 ♪ By and by ♪ 783 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,120 ♪ Just move on up ♪ 784 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,960 ♪ Toward your destination ♪ 785 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,440 ♪ Though you may find From time to time ♪ 786 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,480 ♪ Complication ♪ 787 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,480 ♪ Bite your lip ♪ 788 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,680 ♪ And take a trip ♪ 789 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,760 ♪ Though there may be… ♪ 790 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,080 - Hey! - Ay! 791 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,240 ♪ Just move on up ♪ 792 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,960 ♪ For peace you will find ♪ 793 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,880 ♪ Into the steeple of beautiful people ♪ 794 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,560 ♪ Where there's only one kind ♪ 795 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,160 ♪ So hush now, child ♪ 796 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,080 ♪ And don't you cry ♪ 797 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,880 ♪ Your folks might understand you ♪ 798 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,080 ♪ By and by ♪ 799 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,160 ♪ Just move on up ♪ 800 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,120 ♪ To a greater day… ♪ 801 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,920 [Dylan] We're covered in cake. Shall we sack it off? 802 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 [Tommo] Come on, boys, the night is young. 803 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,680 I don't care who you think you are, you're not in costume, 804 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,280 you look like you've been rolling in shit and you stink of piss. 805 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,480 - You're not coming in. - Gez, stop shouting. 806 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,600 Gez. Let me get a fucking word in. 807 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,640 Shall we just call Erin and see? Because I don't think Tommo can get us in. 808 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,320 Listen, sweetheart, I don't care what Erin has been telling you, 809 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,160 but I am the co-manager of this here enterprise. 810 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:12,400 So don't mess with me, pal, because I am your fucking boss. 811 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,000 I swear I didn't, man! No, I did. Oi. Hey. 812 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,280 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hang fucking fire a minute, pal. 813 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,040 I don't have a boss, and I've never fucking heard of you. 814 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,440 So why don't you fuck the fuck off before you get hurt, all right? 815 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,400 [Vinnie] Let me just… For fuck's sake. 816 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,600 - Hold me back. - What? 817 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,720 Hold me back. 818 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,520 Settle down. Gerry, let me get a word in. 819 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,280 - Fucking let me at him! I see you, mate. - Leave him. He's not worth it. 820 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,960 Leave it, Tommo, he doesn't realise who he's messing with. 821 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,040 - No one disrespects me on my own turf. - I did not do that, dude. 822 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,560 You sleep with one eye open. 'Cause I don't forgive or forget. 823 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,160 - Tommy! - [screams] 824 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,160 Shush! Leave that fucking man alone. Jesus Christ. 825 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,080 Gerry, listen to me. I wouldn't do that. 826 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,880 On me deathbed, I wouldn't do summat… For fuck sake. 827 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,800 What? 828 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,800 Davey MacDonagh's just been nicked spending snide notes. 829 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,400 Francis used counterfeit bills to pay his brother's ransom? 830 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,120 Yes! For fuck's sake. And now it is my shagging problem. 831 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,560 Don't storm off, Tom. Let's get to the Rolls. 832 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,320 Get in the fucking van. Whatever vehicle it is. 833 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,840 So does that mean we still owe the MacDonaghs 16 grand 834 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,000 - and all that other stuff? - Yeah, it does, yeah. 835 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,160 Christ… And they are very bad men. 836 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,720 And we are in trouble with them 837 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,240 - because Davey got arrested. - Yes. 838 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,800 It's a shame really that that boa constrictor weren't the one 839 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,680 that got nicked from that private zoo in Hepton last weekend. 840 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,120 - What? - Yeah, Carol told me about it. 841 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,560 They're offering a massive reward. 842 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,120 - [tyres screech] - [Vinnie] Shit. Where did you last see it? 843 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,000 Fucking hell. 844 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,560 [Dylan] Oh, fuck. Are you all right? 845 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,280 For fuck's sake. Oi! 846 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,600 What are you doing, you? 847 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,200 Fuck over here and give us a hand looking for this snake, dude. 848 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,600 Get to fuck. I am not dicking about in a field 849 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,560 with a massive snake on t'loose. I am too vulnerable. 850 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,560 [Ash] He's no use, anyway. [laughs] 851 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,600 [Dylan] We could use him as bait. 852 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,640 - [laughter] - Fucking bellends. 853 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:16,000 Oi. Listen, Cardi, sweetheart, did it not occur to you 854 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,480 that it might be a bit of a fucking coincidence, 855 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,160 we've just acquired a boa constrictor from Paul the burglar, 856 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,920 and there's a really fucking valuable one gone missing 857 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 up the way, dude? 858 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,760 Oh, yeah. No, it did. But I'm usually wrong. 859 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,400 [Dylan whispering] Fuck. Vinnie. Vinnie. 860 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,520 - [Vinnie] Cardi. Cardi. Cardi… - [chuckling] 861 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,096 - What are you laughing at? - Just stay where you are 862 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,920 - 'cause you look really fucking cool. - What? 863 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,800 Just try and give us a smile as well. Go on. 864 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,680 You look well up against that car, I reckon. 865 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,440 Tommo. Tommo. Stop throwing a hissy fit. 866 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,400 D'you know what, I have had a fucking enough of you lot. 867 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,240 There is no need for all that v-venom. 868 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,560 Tell you what, dickhead. Go have a look for your snake. 869 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,160 Go and have a look for your lickle boa constrictor. 870 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,360 - What! - [camera clicking] 871 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,280 I hear you're a man that can get things done. 872 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,960 Thwarted at the first hurdle. 873 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,920 There's no way we're nicking them cars. 874 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,080 - Hardwick. - I just need that touch. 875 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,480 You there. Young man. 876 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,760 The feel of a woman. 877 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,360 It's my posh voice, adds a touch of class. 878 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,520 I just love the cars and I want them back. 879 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,640 Right, boys, we're on. Let's go. 880 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,320 Wine her, dine her… 881 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,960 - Then fuck her brains out. - What? 882 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,280 - You're after his cars aren't you? - No… 883 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,360 Absolutely. 884 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,800 [screams] 885 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,960 It's intense. 886 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,360 ["So Much Trouble In My Mind" playing] 887 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,400 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 888 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,480 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 889 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,120 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 890 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,720 ♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪ 891 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,840 ♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪ 892 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,040 ♪ Give me the strength… ♪